monty python cheats
Type URANUS at the screen just after you start a new game
to travel anywhere immediately. Type LOBSTERGIRL at the
screen just after you run away to get to the hidden sub-game.
Monty Phython's Complete Waste of Time (CWOT)
Ride Through
Loonatorium
First you must play Spot the Loony, the Loony Announcer
will give you some clues. After the Announcer tells you
to "Pay attention to everything you see", the
bird man will fly out of the picture frame. Do not shoot
him so you are sent to the Penalty Box. After you have
watched the skit about the Spanish Inquisition you are
ready to find the door. The door is located by the picture
frame, by the bar where the ant walks. Scan the area with
your mouse until you see the tip of the door. Click on
the door, then on the sign that says "Enter Here"
Go: Right, Right, Straight, Right, Left, Left you will
now be asked the Trivia Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
Now that you answered the 4 questions you have the letters
MPFC on the left side of your dashboard. Exit the maze
and play one more game of Spot the Loony. When the Loony
Announcer tells you to enter the letter "R"
press the letter "R" on your keyboard. The Loony
Announcer will be trying to tell you something, but the
cat has got his tongue (not this cat). What he is trying
to tell you is to press the letters you got from the maze.
So on your keyboard press the letters MPFC. You have now
completed this lobe.
TV Room
The door is located in the TV. It is right after the program
about Tchaikovsky. You can change programs by either clicking
on the knob on the telly or by using Pythonvision. Pythonvision
is accessed by clicking on the right button on the telly.
To get to the door with Pythonvision scroll down to the
Exploding Penguin and then click on it.
When you enter this maze the first thing you have to do
is turn around. Now go: Left, Straight, Left, Right, Straight,
Right, Straight, Right. Now you have to turn around to
get the Trivia Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
Now is the time to blow up everything on the mantle and
on the top of the TV. You will blow up a total of 10 thingys,
9 on the mantle and the dish on the T.V. When you have
blown up the 10 thingys the announcer will come on the
T.V. and tell you, "And it's just gone 8 o'clock
and time for the penguin on the top of your television
set to explode." This is your clue to set the bomb
which will come out of the back of the chair. You need
to click on the bomb to extend it. When the bomb is extended
you may enter the numbers you got from the maze, to do
this click on each number until you have the number you
want. After you have entered the number, click on the
clock. BAM one fried Penguin. You are now finished with
that lobe.
Portrait Gallery
To find the door click on the picture of the Larch tree.
You need to click around the middle of the trunk.
The first thing you must do is turn around. Now go: Right,
Straight, Left. You will now be taken on a roller coaster
ride to the top of the "L". Now go Right, Left,
Left, Right, Right. There are the Trivia Questions. [see
Solutions bellow]
Exit the maze and watch The Money Programme. Pick up
the coin that landed on the floor and place it in the
coin slot. The picture will now change to a slot machine,
pull the lever. The object is to put the pictures from
the maze in order on the slot machine windows. You do
this by clicking on the window when that picture comes
up. Easy right? What you have 4 pictures and only three
slot windows, this could be a problem!? THINK!! OK I'll
tell you. The first 3 pictures go in the first three windows,
when this is done correctly the windows will start changing
pictures again, set the middle window to the 4th picture.
Corridor
First you must get rid of the Whizzo Banners. To do this
click on them in the following order:
left purple banner with yellow letters
yellow banner with black letters
middle lavendar banner with purple letters
right purple banner with yellow letters
white banner with blue letters
The pinball game will start up, click on the off button
to get rid of it for now. The door is in the middle back
arch, just above the cross bar and a little to the left.
After entering the maze go: Left, Left, Left, Straight,
Left, Left, you are now on the top of the "I"
and there is a lift. Take this lift up. This lift will
bring you to the middle of the left side of the letter
"B". Go: Straight, Left. You are now at the
bottom right of the "B". There is a lift for
you to take up. This lift will take you to the upper left
corner of the "A". Now go: Left, Right, and
take this lift up. You are now going down the first "L",
you will see a lift, take it up. This lift will take you
to the last "L" going down. Turn Left. You will
now see a sign that reads, "Pay attention to Everything"
Eric will start doing his imitation of a trombone. Listen
to him until he is finished. When Eric is done you will
get the Trivia Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
Let's play a little Pin Ball! The object is to hit the
four essential clues in order. To do this do not use the
flippers, but use your mouse pointer which has now turned
to cross-hairs. Click on the icons in order and do not
click on any other icons. After doing this correctly the
pin ball machine will disappear. A plane will fly through
the window and drop a bomb. Click on the bomb to release
the foot.
Test Your Skills
Go to the Gopher Game. Play the game and watch for the
door to pop out of the lower left hole.
After entering the maze turn around. Now go: Straight,
Right, Right, Straight, Left, Left. Now turn around and
take this lift down. The lift has taken you to the lower
right leg of the letter "A". Turn around, Eric
will tell you "I see you got the hang of it".
Take this lift down. You are now on the word MOLE on the
bottom of the left leg of the "M". Now go: Right,
Right, Left, Left, Right, Right, Left, Straight, Straight,
Straight. Now look what you have done, the bloody maze
is stuck. Keep clicking on the track until it starts up
again. Now go: Left, Straight, Right. See that red button
hanging in space? Click on it and you will be taken for
a ride to the Trivia Questions. [see Solutions bellow]
You now have the 4 essential clues one of which is the
madwomen with the hammer, with the words 1st across her.
The other clues are numbers. You need to play the games
in this order: The Gopher Game (play until you reach the
first number), The Pig Game (play until you obtain the
2nd number as your score) and The Bird Game (play this
so your score is the same as your last number). Once you
have completed these games the 3 sub lobes and the Test
Your Skill lobe will be flashing.
Pythonizer
There are two ways to find this door. After the Pythonizer
animation is drawn you can click on the only Larch tree
that is visible and the door will pop up in the lower
left corner. The other way to find the door is to click
on the Meat Head Grinder to start him and the music. Then
with your mouse pointer scan the lower left corner.
Once the maze starts up you will fall off the track and
into the sea!! A sign will appear with the words, "SPACE
BAR" on it. When the sign stops swinging push the
space bar on your keyboard. You will now be on a lift
which will take you back to the maze, and will be on the
letter "M". Turn around and go: Right, Right,
Left, Left,Right, Right, Left, Left, turn around and take
this lift down. This lift will take you for a ride down
and then back up, but you will end up at the left middle
side of the "H". Now go Right, Right, Left,
Straight, Left, Right, Right, Left, Straight, Left, Turn
around. You are now on the lower right of the letter "D".
You will see a lift, take it down. This lift has taken
you to the middle of the "G" Go: Right, Right,
Left, Left. You have now entered deja vu, you are going
up the "R". Go Straight, Right, Right, Right,
turn around, Straight, Right, Left, Left. The maze is
now stuck, just keep clicking on it to get it started
again. Now turn around and go: Left, Left, Right, Right,
Left, (you will see an impaled birdman), go Left. The
bloody maze is stuck again! Once again just keep clicking
on the track until it starts up. Now turn around and go:
Left, Straight, Straight, Straight, Left. Once again you
are in deja vu, you are going up the last "R".
Go: Straight, Right, Right, Right, turn around, Straight,
Right. This maze just keeps getting stuck, keeping clicking.
When it starts up again you will get the Trivia Questions.
[see Solutions bellow]
Things are a real drag now. You have four icons as your
clues. You are going to play Spot the Loony around the
Meat Head Grinder, so click on him to start him up. Loonies
will pop up around him. You need to spot them in the same
order they appear in the maze. Click on the icon and hold
on to it. Now drag the icon to the top of the Meat Head
Grinder and drop it in. Do this with all four icons.
The Brain
You thought you were done, didn't you? Go to the brain,
all the lobes are flashing, so now what do you do? Click
on the new brain from Curry's, that's the new icon in
the upper left corner of your screen. Now you get to play
Simon. You remember Simon don't you? It is a game of follow
the leader. The brain will flash different lobes and play
some really rude sounds, you must click on the lobes in
the same order. Play the first 3 levels by doing exactly
what the brain does. On the fourth level just get the
first lobe right then just click all over the brain until
the game is finished.
Trivia Questions
By the Number
How many blows on the head does Mrs. Scum receive?
1
How many times is the dead parrot beaten against the shop
counter?
5
What is the number of unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen?
3
How many body sections does the ant have?
3
How many years until Ken Shabby gets a brush?
5
What is the number of cars at the drive-in?
6
How many verses in the Lumberjack song?
4
How many Mounties sing the chorus (of the Lumberjack song)?
8
How many can can girls are there?
2
How many seconds of sex?
10
How many people are watching television?
1
How many lobes of the brain are there?
6
How many explosions are there in the exploding Blue Danube
sketch?
11
How many Spanish Inquisitors are there?
3
Complete the Following Phrase
The first lesson of not being seen is not to ....
Stand up
Spam, bacon, sausage, and ....
Spam
I say, anyone for ....
Tennis
Your wife... is she a ....
Goer
Spanish ....
Inquisition
Ee Eecky ....
Thump
Nobody likes a ....
Benedict
[Note: This is the answer you must use for the game, however,
us true Python fans really know that nobody likes a Clever
Dick]
Man with three ....
Buttocks
Old Nick the ....
sea captain
No time to ....
lose
Hello ....
Sailor
Hold your head and go ....
Waaaagh!
Just Questions
What mountain has the biggest tits in the world?
Mt. Everest
What is the first word in Storytime?
Hello
What did Rumpletweezer run?
The Dinky Tinky Shop
What problem does the Royal Navy have under control?
Cannibalism
What colour is the phone in the agrument clinic?
Gray or Green ( You can use either answer)
Who ate the crunchy frog?
Superintendent Parrot
What room is the Argument Clinic in?
12A
Which cheese was eaten by the cat?
Camembert
What company makes the best butter?
Whizzo
What does the Norwegian Blue have?
Beautiful plumage
What choir did the Polly Parrot join?
Invisible
How does Polly Parrot feel?
Dead
What breed is the killer cat?
Siamese
What currency is kept in the fridge?
French Francs
What currency is kept in the pyjamas?
Pounds
What can be recognized from quite a long way away?
The Larch
Name of the contestant that opts for blows on the head.
Mrs. Scum
Atilla the Hun's gift to the children.
Head
Flying banner brand name.
Whizzo
The Lumberjack never wanted to be this.
Barber
Dirty Vicar's real name.
Ronald Simms
Alternative to burning, burying, or dumping.
Eating
Full-time occupation of the cat influenza man.
Stapling machine
